All Types of Hater

Haters are in this dancery unfortunately. But you'll need to know how to identify them. There are three categories:

Lower case hater,

Upper case Hater,

& All Caps HATER.

Lowercase hater is someone who is on the low. You may be surprised who or what they hate. It doesn't come up much in conversation or they don't bring it up. Just or unjust that is up for debate but that is just how they feel. They are sticking to it. But it isn't that deep. It will be a forgotten memory or a small quirk depending on if you agree or not.

Uppercase Hater. Capitalize that H. This person is in the Hating club. May or may not be a big proponent of their personality. There is a list of reasons for hating a certain entity. You can joke about how this person hates the thing and they will laugh along with you. Hearing about their detested may bring a frown to their face but the night is not lost. They will smirk when bad news befalls the detested. A small "God is good!" or clenched fist brought down in delight.

ALL CAPS HATER Silky Johnson and company are examples of ALL CAPS HATERS. A HATER does not wish you well, they wish you the worst. The object of hatred is the opposite of the cool side of a pillow, but a hot toilet seat, nonelectrical. They ain't all that. That thing that that person did? We know and vehemently do not approve. If it is more than ONE thing, throw that man off a cliff. Whether that niche hate came from a vibe(vindicated or not), documented events, or hard core evidence, you do not pass go, do not collect $200, and you SHOULD go directly to JAIL. HATE!HATE! HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!HATE!

Remember all your types of haters, folks!